Stephen Lee Rich: Music

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Dave and I have been threatening to write a comedy song together for years. this is probably it. That's Dave singing.

Higglety, wigglety, pigglety foop,
How many corners on hula hoops?
Higglety, wigglety, pigglety fee,
You can catch cold, but you can’t catch me.

If you've pockets in your coat
Spread some marmalade over a stoat.
Barnacles cover the green tile floor
Helping elephants out the door.

Higglety, wigglety, pigglety fun
How do you carpet a hotdog bun?
Higglety, wigglety, pigglety fie
Tables have wings but they never fly

Hey there's a saxophone out in the street.
Awaiting a rowboat to cover its feet.
Now that will protect it from summertime sleet.
So why aren’t computers made ready to eat?

Higglety, wigglety, pigglety fow
Why can’t the past happen years from now?
Higglety, wigglety, pigglety foam
This tale isn't over, so let’s head home.